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jeanne_dark
25 June 2005 @ 01:36 am
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A Picspam Retelling of Doctor Who series 27 through a Doctor/Rose/Jack OT3 lens. Why? Because I Have Too Much Time on My Hands, That's Why.



This is Rose Tyler.


This is Captain Jack Harkness.


And this is the Doctor. Just the Doctor.


They are in love with each other.


Big, big, mucho love.






See?


(Aren't they all just so pretty together? And silly, too. =)


They weren't always together, though.


This is how it all started (insert theme music here):


The Doctor is the last surviving member of his race.


This makes him sad.


One day, he meets a girl named Rose.


This makes him happy.


It makes her happy, too.


They travel around the universe together and have wild adventures.


One day, though, the Doctor realizes that something is missing.


"Rose," he says. "Something is missing."


"Oh? What?" Rose asks.


"Something is missing in our sex life," he tells her.


"Yeah?" she asks. "I think you're right."


"Fantastic!" the Doctor says, glad they're on the same page. "And I know just how to fix it. How 'bout we go find another handsome bloke and have wild threeway sex?"


"Sure!" Rose says, not even needing to think about it, because who wouldn't want to have threeway sex with the Doctor and some other hot guy?


So they go searching for the perfect man.


...nope.


...definitely nope.


"Hey, I'm Captain Jack Harkness, wanna have sex?"


"Yay!"


So they did. (The Management profusely apologizes for censoring this image.)






They are very shameless. Why, they even had phone sex while in public!






This relationship made all three of them happy, though, and that's all that mattered.


(please to be ignoring the fourth person in the pic kthx)
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.





(Except for the part where the Doctor and Rose left Jack behind because they thought he was dead, and then the Doctor regenerated into David Tennant. Because we don't talk about that. Shhh.)


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[info]devster on June 25th, 2005 09:01 am (UTC)
Tahnk you *so* much for getting back to me about your LJ layout and stuff. It helped me get started (and I'm still working on it...).

:)
Moneypenny[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
Glad to be of help! =D Can't wait to see the finished product.
Camden Leisure Pirate: Ohmigod by heck_weasy[info]padmez on June 25th, 2005 11:36 am (UTC)
OMG! That's wonderful, it's absolutely fantastic! I'm, now getting asked, 'Er - what's so funny?' by the other person in the room who can hear me laughing manically.
*adds to memories*
Moneypenny: omigod liek whoa[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
Heeh, thanks! So glad you liked it!
(no subject) - [info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]padmez on June 25th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Mireille: Doctor Who - OT3 (kataclysmic)[info]mireille719 on June 25th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
*giggles like a madwoman*
Moneypenny: this is not a TARDIS[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC)
=D Glad you liked! And now your icon is reminding me that I need an OT3 icon too...
Laura[info]laura_isaac on June 25th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahaha, absolutely fantastic!!! *adds to memeories*
Moneypenny: yes I'm a shipper kthnxbai[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
Eek, thanks!
Jessska! (super fucking smart, in an arcadian way): jarvgasm[info]libertinette on June 25th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAGAHRTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!111111111 This post wins!@
Moneypenny: omigod liek whoa[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
Lol, that laugh sounds painful. XD Thanks!
(no subject) - [info]libertinette on June 25th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]libertinette on June 25th, 2005 05:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
AC: dangerous[info]cheekygal on June 25th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
*falls onto the floor*

*picks self up, and enjoys the pretty pictures some more*

Hee! Thanks. I love my OT3.
Moneypenny: jack is so much better than you[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:46 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes, yes. OT3 is love. =D Glad you liked it!
Worrals: they are lovely you know[info]livii on June 25th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, that was fucking hysterical. I especially loved the "this makes him sad" photo/caption combo and the "yay!". And I'm very pleased that Mickey rated higher than Adam in the scale of potentials. ;D
Moneypenny: jack is so much better than you[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
*g* As soon as I saw the second picture you mentioned, I just knew it had to be the "yay!" pic.

And I'm very pleased that Mickey rated higher than Adam in the scale of potentials.

Lol, of course! Because Mickey's actually helped them out, you see. And he's cool and not a berk. =D
Morgan Dawn: Dr Who Snerk kyizi[info]morgandawn on June 25th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
very funny. and good choice of the images and captions. I've linked to this in my LJ.

Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, wow, thanks! Glad you liked it enough to link to it!
Kat: OT3[info]kataclysmic on June 25th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
*falls about laughing*

That was fabulous!
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
=D Thanks!
parrots are just bullshit.: hold you tight.[info]niav on June 25th, 2005 03:54 pm (UTC)
Bahahah! This has to go in my memories.
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
Meep, so glad you liked it!
Jillybean[info]lm_jillybean on June 25th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

That's fantastic

And your layout rocks!
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked! And...

And your layout rocks!

Thanks! I think I'm way too in love with my header, though...
(no subject) - [info]lm_jillybean on June 25th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
le singe est disparu!: doctor who - captain jack - innuendo squ[info]wtfbrain on June 25th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)

You win at teh internets.

You win at life, too.
Moneypenny: jack is so much better than you[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
Sweeeet! =D
insanity21[info]mactink on June 25th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love the pictures and I love the comments (Especially the one with the caption "Yay"!... and well, all the pics with Jack in ;) )
Moneypenny: jack is so much better than you[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:28 pm (UTC)
Heeh, glad you liked it! And that Captain Jack really photographs well, doesn't he? ;D
(no subject) - [info]__i_get_along__ on June 25th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Riona: here I come to save the day! (panpipe)[info]rionaleonhart on June 25th, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
This completely cracked me up.

The image choices! The captions! The marvellous OT3ness of it all! I am never going to stop laughing ever.
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:58 pm (UTC)
Heeeh! So glad it had that affect on you, lol! =D
rhi: j/d/r ot3[info]scruffyduck on June 25th, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
That cracked me up. Just brilliant.

"Sure!" Rose says, not even needing to thing about it, because who wouldn't want to have threeway sex with the Doctor and some other hot guy?

Really gotta stop laughing cause I am never going to be able to explain this to my boyf
Moneypenny: jack is so much better than you[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 05:59 pm (UTC)
=D I'm glad you liked it, and, yes, that line is all too true. XD
jillfox22: Caliopia. Genus Child[info]jillfox22 on June 25th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
Loved it:-)

And being totally un-original, the yay shot was also one of my favourites.

Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 06:00 pm (UTC)
Yay! And, yes, that does seem to be a much-loved shot, doesn't it? XD
more glamorous than a mandy slade eyeroll[info]__i_get_along__ on June 25th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)
genius! absolute genius! darn that censored image! hahaha!
and yes, i would also like to be ignoring the fourth person in the final picture.
and don't worry, jack will return! and if i get my way, the next regeneration will have him turning BACK into christopher eccleston. david tennant has to be fucking amazing to fill his shoes.
more glamorous than a mandy slade eyeroll[info]__i_get_along__ on June 25th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
and it shall also be in my memories!
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c a t a s t r o p h e[info]colourful_muse on June 25th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
Thanks, this was absolutely brilliant! Made my day. Now I can go back to some happy studying ;)
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
Lol, thanks, and glad to be of service! *bows*
hifispider: i got that boom boom[info]hifispider on June 25th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
i managed to scroll real FAST.... but since this I Have Too Much Time on My Hands was in here... i thought i'd put in a little thing that says... we need a place to stay!!! please look. ^_- ... and since i've only seen three episodes (i swear if tisha doesn't come home earlier, i'm just going to watch without her!)... i've got no icons to really post...doctor who related.. but this is the only non doctor who post, so it makes sense... i'll be seeing you!
Moneypenny[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!!!!!!!!!!!!! *weeps*
Jade -"A Caffeine Addicted Author..."[info]jadekirk on June 25th, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC)
Hahah!! I love it!! Now that 'wild phone sex' part is just begging to have a fic written about it.

Jade
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC)
Oh my, yes. Someone should write it! =D
Clyde: dr who kataclysmic[info]suzvoy on June 25th, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
HEE! This was brilliant! :D
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks! =D
Cheryl: my brave Rose[info]satine79 on June 25th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
OMGLMFAO!!! *dies* I absolutely LOVE you for this... I don't think I stopped laughing the entire time... you must do more! We need a second act *g*

*have added to memories*
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 25th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Heeh, thanks! And, ack, more? Pressure! That means I have to make things up and and and *hides* ;D
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[info]ellie79 on June 25th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
OMG!!! *fainst & promptly dies*

This is the best OT3-friendly post I've seen yet! And absolutely friggen hilarious :D :D :D

Hope you don't mind if we added this to the links on the front page of [info]better_with_3! Also would like to add it to the userinfo (with full credit to you of course) for those of those who would like to know the story behind the shippiness of our OT3. But of course, if you'd rather not, that's fine too :D
[info]ellie79 on June 25th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
umm, obviously I can't type whilst excited .. please ignore misspellings and double-typings! *sheepish grin*
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Draco the Lizard[info]dracothelizard on June 25th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
*pokes* Why is Rose wearing Tom Baker's scarf in Boom Town? Something she found lying around in the TARDIS?

Also: Yay!

"Hey, I'm Captain Jack Harkness, wanna have sex?"

I bet that's how he usually introduces himself.
Moneypenny: fantastic[info]jeanne_dark on June 26th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
I bet that's how he usually introduces himself.

Lol, well, I'm hoping that he's a bit smoother than that. ;D
LauraB1[info]laurab1 on June 25th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
So very, very true ;) Thank you!
Moneypenny: rose[info]jeanne_dark on June 26th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
=D Glad you liked!
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